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Grow Your Own Vegetables by Rosa

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Grow Your Own Vegetables by Rosa Carrotts

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A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital

| Journalist jokes

A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor." "There is no such doctor" she tells him. "Perhaps you would like to see someone else?" "No, I need to see an eye-ear doctor," he says. "But there is no such doctor," she replies. "We have do

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There are three ways a

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There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted- unparted or departed'

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Q: What is the difference between a trumpet

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Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? A: King Kong is more sensitive.

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Q: How many Republicans does it take to

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Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to do it and one to steady the chandelier. A: None, they only screw the poor

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Diner: Waiter, please close the window. Waiter: Why, is there a draft? Diner: Yes, it’s blown my steak off the plate three times.