What do you call an aardvark astronaut?

How did the calf's final exam turn out?

| Cow jokes

How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A!

[ read more ]

How do you catch King Kong?

| Banana jokes

How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

[ read more ]

Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw

| Political jokes

Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

[ read more ]

What's the difference between a rooster and a

| Dirty jokes

What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.

[ read more ]

How many psychologists does it

| Mental health jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits.

[ read more ]

What do you call an aardvark astronaut? A starredvark!