Mama bear to Papa bear:
| Various animal jokes
Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating -- I call it 'goofing off'."
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Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington
| Ethnic jokes
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before takeoff a fat, little Israeli guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the Arabs. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in
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What's the chilliest ground in the premiership
| Sport jokes
What's the chilliest ground in the premiership ? Cold Trafford !
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The following
| Marriage jokes
The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They were discussing government cost cuts that they recently heard about in the paper. "Steve," his wife said, while reading the newspaper, "it looks like our government is going to cut overhead and trim down t
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When is an aardvark jumpy?
| Aardvark jokes
When is an aardvark jumpy? When he's got ants in his pants!
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What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes? Hot, cross bunnies !