My First Public War
| Vietnamese
During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy during his first battle. The Sergeant said, ""How'd you learn to shoot like that ? Have you ever been in combat before?"" ""Well suh,"" drawled the boy, ""To be honest, this is my first public war.""
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Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said
| Snake jokes
Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ? They couldn't, they were adders !
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What gives a gorilla good taste?
| Gorilla jokes
What gives a gorilla good taste? Four years in an Ivy League school!
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What did the female mushroom say
| Food jokes
What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom? "He's a real fun guy [fungi]."
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Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq? A: They don't want to wear out the camel.
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When is an aardvark jumpy? When he’s got ants in his pants!