A nun in the convent

What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of

| Pig jokes

What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ? A swine gut !

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Police officer: And what do you think you

| Police jokes

Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula? Dracula: Looking for the main artery, officer.

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Why did the bus stop?

| Bus jokes

Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.

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Q. How do we know that Job went to a

| Religious jokes

Q. How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor? A. Because in Job 16:12 we read, "I had come to be at ease, but he proceeded to shake me up and he grabbed me by the back of the neck and proceeded to smash me."

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!

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A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. “There is a blind man to see you,” she says. “Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I’m in the shower. Send him in.” The blind man walks into the bathroom, and mother superior starts to tell him how much she appreciates him working at the convent for them. She goes on and on and 10 minutes later the man interrupts: “That’s nice and all, ma’am, but you can put your clothes on now. Where do you want me to put these blinds?’