Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare!
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.
Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Mother Rabbit: I’ll tell you when you’re older. Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now. Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician’s hat.
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b’s already.
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one “ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them. And the other rabbit says, “were going to run for it you idiot I’m your brother.
Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.
Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!
What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes? Hot, cross bunnies !
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits’ feet.