Did you hear about the UCLA track
| College jokes
Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.
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What do you call the everyday routines of
| Rabbit jokes
What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.
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A guy in a bar
| Accountant jokes
A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?" The guy next to him replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know that I'm 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, and I'm an accountant. And the guy sitting next to me is 6'2" tall, 225 pounds, and h
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Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a
| Marriage jokes
Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me? she said looking lovingly into her husbands eyes. "I don't know, but I promise I'll never do it again."
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Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young
| Marriage jokes
Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses. Now, why can't you do that?" "Gosh," Jack says, "wh
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Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.