What happened when the lion ate the
| Various animal jokes
What happened when the lion ate the comedian ? He felt funny !
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Q: What's the difference between
| Dirty jokes
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.
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What happened when the slave put his head into a
| Teeth jokes
What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ? The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
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A kid called up his
| College jokes
A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it. His mom said, "Sure, sweetie. I'll will send you some money. You also left your calculus book here when you visited 2 weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?" "Uhh, oh yeah, okay," respo
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Seems a guy was driving for hours
| Humor jokes
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and*splat*... he flattened the cat. Out of kindness and consideration, he stopped, turned around and drove back to the farmhouse to notify the occupants.
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Who writes all his plays on the Internet? Will-e. Shakespeare.