Manager: I'll give you fifty pounds a week to
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Manager: I'll give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year's time? Young player: OK, I'll come back in a year's time!
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Q. What do a hurricane, a
| Divorce jokes
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common? A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...
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Q . what did the sign on the whore house
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Q . what did the sign on the whore house say?A: Beat it we are closed
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Golfer: "Caddy,
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Golfer: "Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?" Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin any day of the week!"
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Q: How is a
| Marriage jokes
Q: How is a marriage like a hot bath? A: Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
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Our teacher talks to herself does yours ? Yes, but she does’t realise it, she thinks we’re actually listening !