How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built
| Monster jokes
How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.
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Did you hear the one about the blonde that had
| Blonde jokes
Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed? She couldn't find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread.
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Doctor, doctor,
| Mental health jokes
Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me I'm ugly! Lay on the couch, face down.
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Policeman: Why did
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal? Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
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Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette
| Snowman jokes
Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head,
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Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Mother Rabbit: I’ll tell you when you’re older. Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now. Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician’s hat.