Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge
| Cat jokes
Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ? Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !
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What do Psychologists say to each
| Mental health jokes
What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?" "You're fine, how am I? "
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This 85 year old couple, having been
| Heaven and hell jokes
This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food, and exercise. When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion which was decked out with
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A film crew was on location deep in the
| Journalist jokes
A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm. "This Indian is incredible," said
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Visitor: Wow, you have a
| Cowboy jokes
Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them? Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot.
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Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits’ feet.