What did the hamburger say when it pleaded
| Burger jokes
What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'? I've been flamed!
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A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and
| Biologist jokes
A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "Well honey..." said the slightly prudish mother, "the stork brought you to us." "Oh," said the boy, "and how did you and daddy get born?" "Oh, the stork brought us too." "Well how were grandpa and grandma born?"
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How can you make a witch itch?
| Witch jokes
How can you make a witch itch? Take away her "W."
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What do you call a grasshopper
| Insect jokes
What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ? A grasshover !
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Why is the letter N the
| Letter jokes
Why is the letter N the most powerful letter? Because it is in the middle of TNT.
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Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!