A group of young children were siting in a circle with

What do you call an accountant without a

| Accountant jokes

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? Lost'

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What does a squid sheriff form?

| Various animal jokes

What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse!

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Yesterday, scientists in the

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.

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What's yellow and writes?

| Banana jokes

What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle

| Monster jokes

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.

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A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. “Davy, what noise does a cow make?” “It goes moo.” “Alice, what noise does a cat make?” “It goes meow.” “Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?” “It goes baaa.” “Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?” “Errr.., it goes.. click!”