It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the

How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

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How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None. They are all on the outside.

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Why did the piglets get in trouble in

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Why did the piglets get in trouble in their biology class? They ate all the specimens.

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How many applicants does it take to change

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but 200 applied for the job.

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Why are football grounds odd?

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Why are football grounds odd? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

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A man has spent many days

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A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel has died of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it

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It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash, he gestured down at the dog and said, “My Doberman here killed her.” “Gee…That’s terrible,” commiserated the spectator. “But… Hmmmm… Is there anyway you might lend me your dog for a day or so?” The bereaved son-in-law pointed his thumb over his shoulder and answered, “Get in line.”