A bus load of politicians were driving down a
| Farmer jokes
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians. A
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What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus
| Cow jokes
What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !
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What do you call a ghost who only
| Ghost jokes
What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall? The nightmayor.
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A man learned shortly before quitting
| Car and train jokes
A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-pool members to let them know that he would not be leaving with them. Hastily he scribbled a message to one fellow and left it on his desk: "I have a last-minute meeting. Leav
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Why was the big, hairy,
| Monster jokes
Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class at school? Because two heads are better than one.
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Waiter ! Have you got frogs legs ? “No, sir, I always walk this way”