What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by
| Cow jokes
What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef!
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At a medical
| Doctor and nurse jokes
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands. After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedr
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WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a
| Food jokes
WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?" HUSBAND: "No thanks. I'm too tired. Let's just eat at home."
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How many students does it take to change a
| School jokes
How many students does it take to change a light bulb? None. Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes.
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President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains that it’s the ugliest room in the White House. Maid: Yes, Mr. President–I’ll remove the mirrors right away.