A boy sat on a train chewing gum and
| Car and train jokes
A boy sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space, when suddenly an old woman sitting opposite said, 'It's no good you talking to me, young man, I'm stone deaf !
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A recent study showed that the average
| Marriage jokes
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week. Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ?'
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What do you find in a zombie's veins?
| Dead and dying jokes
What do you find in a zombie's veins? Dead blood corpuscles.
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Two Polish guys were taking their first train
| Ethnic jokes
Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they'd never seen before. Each bought one. The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the
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Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it’s daylight.