What do pigs do on nice afternoons?
| Pig jokes
What do pigs do on nice afternoons? They go on pignics.
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'Is everyone in the bus?' asked the
| Bus jokes
'Is everyone in the bus?' asked the driver before he closed the door. 'No,' called a lady, 'wait until I get my clothes on. All the passengers in the bus turned towards the door to look at the woman. She got on with a bag full of laundry.
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What did the cannibal have for
| Cannibal jokes
What did the cannibal have for lunch? Baked beings (beans).
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Dr Frankenstein:
| Bath jokes
Dr Frankenstein: I've just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it, and you have to clean the ring off? Igor: Yes, I hate it. Dr Frankenstein: Well, you need never have a bathtub ring again! I've in
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On his way out of
| Marriage jokes
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. "Would it be right," he asked, "for a person to profit from the mistakes of another?" "Absolutely not!" replied the pastor. "In that case," said the young man, "I wonder if you'd consider returning the hundred dollar
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Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!