What do you call a bunch of chickens playing
| Bird jokes
What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ? Fowl play !
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How is a hailstone like an
| Weather jokes
How is a hailstone like an onion? -They are both whitish and have layers
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What do you call a rabbit who works in a
| Rabbit jokes
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny!
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Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you
| Music jokes
Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please. Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.
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Three buddies die in a car crash, and
| Heaven and hell jokes
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great do
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Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job? A: He couldn’t figure out how to refill the hand dryer!