Q. What kind of
| Religious jokes
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.
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What do pigs do on nice afternoons?
| Pig jokes
What do pigs do on nice afternoons? They go on pignics.
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It's for my mother-in-law," explained the
| Marriage jokes
It's for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash, he gestured down at the dog and said, "My Doberman here killed her." "Gee...That's terrible," commiserated the spectator. "But... Hmmmm... Is there anyway you might lend me your dog for a day
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A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. 'Why
| Humor jokes
A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. 'Why don't you play with your friends?' he asked. 'Because I only have one friend,' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.
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A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was
| Old age jokes
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by sea sickness. In a panic she rushed into the corridor and headed for the bathroom. It was not until she collided with an elderly gentleman that she realized she didn't have a stitch of clothi
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What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.