Q. Why is it good to have a blonde

Q. Why is it that many lawyers have

| Lawyer jokes

Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A. From chasing parked ambulances.

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What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?

| Bird jokes

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ? A headbanger !

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If an elephant is the

| Pig jokes

If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there's lots of food.

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A Texan bought a round of

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds. Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty poun

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Two fonts walk into a line

| Dance jokes

Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type here."

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Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A. You can park in the handicap zone.