Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear, that's a lot of calories!
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Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that
| Blonde jokes
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved.
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What do hamburger workers say on
| Burger jokes
What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it's back to the old grind!
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What is black and white and red all over?
| Dog jokes
What is black and white and red all over? A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!
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Waiter, what is this bug doing on
| Restaurant jokes
Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder! I don't know - friendly thing isn't he !
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I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role? No, just toast and marmalade.