A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another
| Dog jokes
A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another shopper walked up to it and started talking. Didn't I see you on a TV commercial? How am I supposed to know what you watch on TV?
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Q: How does a horny guy spell
| Dirty jokes
Q: How does a horny guy spell relief? A: B-L-O-N-D-E.
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A Christian man had
| Religious jokes
A Christian man had just died and was on his way to heaven. When he got to the gates of heaven he met an angel. The angel asked him what God's name was. 'Oh that's easy,' the man replied, 'His name is Andy. 'What make you think his name is Andy?' the angel asked incredulously. 'Well, you see
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What did the egg say to the boiling
| Dirty jokes
What did the egg say to the boiling water? "It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed last night."
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The banker fell overboard from a friend's
| Business jokes
The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?" "Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk business."
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If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there’s lots of food.