What did the parrot say on Independence
| Bird jokes
What did the parrot say on Independence Day? Polly wants a firecracker!
[ read more ]
When is a bicycle not a bicycle?
| Bicycle jokes
When is a bicycle not a bicycle? When it turns into a driveway.
[ read more ]
Teacher: Why does the
| School jokes
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ? Pupil: Because it can't sit down !
[ read more ]
Police Chief:
| Police jokes
Police Chief: Why do you spend all your time trying to hit flies? Officer: You assigned me to the swat team, didn't you?
[ read more ]
What is a dogs favourite flower ? Anything in your garden !