Which birds steal soap from the bath ?
| Bath jokes
Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !
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How can you tell when witches are carrying
| Time jokes
How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!
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Did you hear about the calendar thief?
| Criminal jokes
Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!
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Q: How many grips does it take to screw in
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Who is the most popular
| Internet jokes
Who is the most popular wizard on the Internet? Har e-potter.
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Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those knives doing in your car?” asked the officer. “I juggle them in my act.” “Oh yeah?” says the cop. “Let’s see you do it.” So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives. A guy driving by sees this and says, “Wow, am I glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they’re making you do now!”