An accountant is having a hard time sleeping

Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one

| Marriage jokes

Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his constant drinking. Mrs. Dugan said, "I have an idea about how to stop him from spending so much time at the pub. Every night he comes home through the cemetery. One night you should get disguised and spook him when he com

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How do you stop an angry elephant from

| Elephant jokes

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it's credit cards !

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A blonde was taking the tour of a national park

| Blonde jokes

A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"

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What is the difference between men and

| Men jokes

What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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Yesterday, scientists in the

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.

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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. “Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night.” “Have you tried counting sheep?” “That’s the problem – I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it.”