A man was
| Police jokes
A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge said, "What will you take....30 days or $30." The man replied, "I think I'll take the money."
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Fred: Do
| Face jokes
Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle? Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.
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What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater
| Dog jokes
What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !
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A fish walks into a bar, the bartender
| Various animal jokes
A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".
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Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I don’t know who it’s from.