Why are teachers happy at Halloween

Hello, police? Please send an officer over

| Telephone jokes

Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry, this isn't the police station. It's the Delicatessen. Oh. Well, in that case, please send over a pastrami sandwich!

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What do you call an elephant creeping through

| Elephant jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !

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What's an actuary?

| Accountant jokes

What's an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour.

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Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

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Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because

| Bicycle jokes

Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they're two-tired.

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Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there’s lots of school spirit!