A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party.
Category: Halloween jokes
A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet
A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. “Are you here as a ghost?” asked his friends. “No,” he replied, “I’m an unmade bed.” Another boy wore a sheet over his head. “Are you an unmade bed?” asked his friends. “No, I’m an undercover agent,” he replied.
Why is the air so clean and
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
Doctor, doctor, I’m so ugly. What can I do
Doctor, doctor, I’m so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.
Where do ghoulies
Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour.
Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for
Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
What happened when the girl dressed as a
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldn’t stir without her.