Customer: There's something wrong with my hot
| Waiter jokes
Customer: There's something wrong with my hot dogs. Waiter: Sorry, I'm a waiter, not a veterinarian.
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Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? A: Roberto.
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Where does a cow stop to drink?
| Cow jokes
Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way!
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A business man was interviewing
| Accountant jokes
A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select the most suitable person for the job. He asked each applicant the question, "What is two and two?" The first interviewee was a journalist. His answer was "Twenty-two." The sec
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What is a double-blind study?
| Doctor and nurse jokes
What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.
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Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour.