What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the
| Cow jokes
What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail!
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A woman is a person who, if she says to a man,
| Women jokes
A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her, and she gets mad, and he says, "Now what are you mad about?" says, "If you don't know I'm not going to tell you."
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Egotistical Harry was always reminding people
| Sport jokes
Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball. "I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends. "I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition." "Batted .007," his wife added.
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There are three ways a
| Hair and bald jokes
There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted- unparted or departed'
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What does a cannibal eat with cheese?
| Cannibal jokes
What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.
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How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat? You use a spirit level.