Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in
| Idiot and fool jokes
Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in the whole school. Mother: That's my son. Teacher: Oh! I'm so sorry. Mother: You're sorry?
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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets
| Dentist jokes
Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
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Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To
| Humor jokes
Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!
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A blond guy
| Blonde jokes
A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The blond guy turned to h
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the
| School jokes
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face." "Yes, sir," the boys said. "Then why is it that while I am standing u
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Q: Why don’t they know where Mozart is buried? A: Because he’s Haydn!