A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and
| Police jokes
A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining that he did stop. After several minutes, the cop explained to the gentleman that he didn't stop, he just slowed down a little. The gentleman said 'Stop or slow down, what's the difference?'. T
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Who did the ghost invite to his party?
| Ghost jokes
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up.
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Whats the difference between oral sex
| Dirty jokes
Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
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The Mafia was looking
| Business jokes
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were 'protecting'. Feeling the heat from the police force, they decided to use a deaf person for this job. If he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he
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A lady was walking down the street to
| Various animal jokes
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lad
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What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldn’t stir without her.