Waiter, there is a

The Fire brigade phones George Graham in

| Firefighter jokes

The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning. "Mr Graham sir, White Hart Lane is on fire!" "The cups man! Save the cups!" cries George. "Uh, the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir."

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Andy was away from school for 2 days because

| Children jokes

Andy was away from school for 2 days because he had a flu. On the third day when he went back to school, his teacher told him how he felt. I feel with my hands Miss !

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What do elephants do in

| Elephant jokes

What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !

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A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an

| Religious jokes

A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident. The two were in line to see St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asked the lawyer his name and looked it up in his book. He then asked the Pope for his name, and looked it up in his book also. "Now, if you will come with me, I will show y

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What's black and white and turns

| Horse jokes

What's black and white and turns cartwheels? A piebald horse pulling a cart!

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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir, maybe I’ve forgotten it when I removed the other three.