Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143
| Parent jokes
Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143 from a garage sale. Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is missing.
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Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot
| Bath jokes
Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night ! Ed: You were? What did you do ? Ned: I took a bath !
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Why is a dog with a lame leg
| Dog jokes
Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s? He puts down the three and carries the one.
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Do you like web jokes?
| Internet jokes
Do you like web jokes? Yes - they're e-larious!
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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an electric eel That's shocking!
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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !