A monster goes to a petrol station and
| Car and train jokes
A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!. The monster replies: But I had a car for lunch!
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Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour
| Blonde jokes
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?'
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What do you call the place where parrots make
| Bird jokes
What do you call the place where parrots make films? Pollywood!
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Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
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One day, a blonde and her friend were walking
| Blonde jokes
One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde's friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!" The blonde looked up and said, "Where?"
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Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night ! Ed: You were? What did you do ? Ned: I took a bath !