A wildlife biologist is working in the
| Biologist jokes
A wildlife biologist is working in the woods, miles from the nearest town. He's camped alone with his dog and cat as his companions. Suddenly, an old gentleman carrying a small limp dog, franticly runs into his camp. "Please, please help me! I think something has happened to Willie. Our Win
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When does a person decide to become an
| Accountant jokes
When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
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How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to
| College jokes
How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears.
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What did the great Ape say as he plummeted
| Gorilla jokes
What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper? Listen baby, I think I'm falling for you!
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Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief
| Birthday jokes
Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didn't you? Fred: I couldn't find one big enough for your nose.
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Is this Love? by Midas Wellbee