After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the
| Car and train jokes
After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, and insane regulations at the department of motor vehicles, I stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for my son. I brought my selection - a baseball bat - to the cash register. "Cash or charge?" the clerk asked. "Cash," I sna
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Why was Easter the aardvark's
| Aardvark jokes
Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
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Boy: Do you have fever?
| Women jokes
Boy: Do you have fever? Girl: No, why? Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!
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What did the parrot say on Independence
| Bird jokes
What did the parrot say on Independence Day? Polly wants a firecracker!
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What did the great Ape
| Gorilla jokes
What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper? Listen, hotshots, don't monkey around with me!
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How do skunks like their e-mails? Scent.