Did you hear about the burglar who fell in
| Criminal jokes
Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now he's a hardened criminal.
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Why type of lightning likes to play
| Weather jokes
Why type of lightning likes to play sports? -Ball lightning
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Why do computer teachers never get
| Computer jokes
Why do computer teachers never get sick? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
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A customer walks into a restaurant and
| Business jokes
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall: $500 If we fail to fill your order! When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant nuts on rye. She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where all hell breaks loose! The restaurant owner comes stormin
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What's a ghosts favourite Christmas
| Christmas jokes
What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ? A phantomime !
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Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143 from a garage sale. Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is missing.