They were married, but since the argument
| Marriage jokes
They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn't been talking to each other. Instead, they were giving each other written notes. One evening he gave her a paper where it said: "Wake me up tomorrow morning at 6 am." The next morning he woke up and saw th
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Army Retirement
| Vietnamese
The Pentagon recently found it had too many Generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any General who retired right away, his full annual benefits PLUS $10,000 for every inch measured, in a straight line along the retiring general's body, between two points he chose. The first G
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What kind of money do polar bears use ?
| Various animal jokes
What kind of money do polar bears use ? Ice lolly !
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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher
| College jokes
Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
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Police Officer: Why did you lead me
| Travel and tourist jokes
Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase? Driver: I love to travel.
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Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is.