Sam was on his death bed, and his wife
| Dead and dying jokes
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gathered around him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled the room. Sam perked up a bit and said to his wife, "That's it, one last time before I die I must have some of your delicious chopped liver." Sam's wife looked at him sad
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The judge said to
| Judge jokes
The judge said to his dentist: "Pull my tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."
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What does a Gorilla attorney study?
| Gorilla jokes
What does a Gorilla attorney study? The Law of the jungle!
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Two guys are talking:
| Humor jokes
Two guys are talking: (1) - I've bought a tour to my mother-in-law. (2) - Your mother-in-law???!!! (1) - Why not, to Bagdad.
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How much is 5Q and 5Q? 10Q. "You're welcome.
| Humor jokes
How much is 5Q and 5Q? 10Q. "You're welcome. "
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Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back saying they weren’t that lonely!