Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

| Pig jokes

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night? Have a pigjama party!

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When does a dog go "moo" ?

| Dog jokes

When does a dog go "moo" ? When it is learning a new language !

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A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her

| Divorce jokes

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It is m

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top

| Bird jokes

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ? An eggroll !

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Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !

| School jokes

Teacher : Tommy you try my patience ! Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. There's more of it !

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Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.