Teacher:"To which family
| Elephant jokes
Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?" Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns one !"
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Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
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Lara Rabbit: Do you
| Rabbit jokes
Lara Rabbit: Do you think that's Sophie's natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.
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Clinton goes around telling people we humans
| Clinton jokes
Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar. Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene.
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A salesman who was out on his territory had a
| Salesmen jokes
A salesman who was out on his territory had a heart attack in his motel room and died. The motel manager called the salesman's company and related the tragedy to the sales manager. The sales manager received the news in a nonchalant manner and told the motel manager, "Return his samples by fr
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Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well gee, I don’t know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out. It might perhaps take just one if it’s just an ordinary bulb, but maybe two if the person doesn’t know where to find a new light bulb, or perhaps …