I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His

Mary was having a tough day

| Mental health jokes

Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying. She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ... the whole world hates me!" Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly

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A boy comes home from school and tells his

| Ethnic jokes

A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play. "What part?" the mother asked. "I play a Jewish husband," the boy replied. "Go back to school and tell your teacher that you want a speaking role!"

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Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to

| Judge jokes

Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers." The man thought for a moment. "What are peers?" he asked. "They're people just like you your equals." "Forget it," retorted the defendant. "I don't want t

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During the month of

| Weather jokes

During the month of June and July. Here in the panhandle it got pretty hot in this area. In Fact people were even overworking in the heat. So one day I was working outside in the heat and then i thought i better get inside. My Boss asked me where i was going and i told him i am going inside

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How do we know burgers love young

| Burger jokes

How do we know burgers love young people? They're pro-teen!

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I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him a divorce until she figures out a way of doing it without making him a happy man.