Q: What does a proud computer call his
| Computer jokes
Q: What does a proud computer call his little son? A: A microchip off the old block.
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How to you tell the
| Elephant jokes
How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ? Try picking them up !
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Doctor, Doctor will this
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots ? I never make rash promises !
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Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred
| Car and train jokes
Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was riding derailed. The giant teenager flew a dozen feet through the air before hitting headfirst against a steel partition. For a moment Dilmer lay dazed, rubbing his head. The con
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Q: Why do Polish hate
| Ethnic jokes
Q: Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog? (hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
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At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest? Arthur Treacher’s Fish and Chips!