Fred’s class was taken to the Natural History

A guy walks in to the

| Hair and bald jokes

A guy walks in to the Barbershop. Barber says, "What will it be today?" Guy says, "well I want it going with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other, and just make it all out of shape and messed up." Barber says, "Now why in the world do you want your hair cut like that." Guy sa

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What is the meaning of

| Car and train jokes

What is the meaning of afford? It's the car most sales representatives drive.

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What does Father Christmas call his money

| Christmas jokes

What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ?'

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Are shellfish warm?

| Various animal jokes

Are shellfish warm? No they're clammy!

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Q: How many Communists does it take to screw

| Political jokes

Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets. A: One, but it takes him about 30 years to realize that the old one has burnt out.

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Fred’s class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. “Did you enjoy yourself?” asked her mother when she got home. “Oh, yes,” replied Fred. “But it was funny going to a dead zoo.”