How do fireflies start
| Insect jokes
How do fireflies start a race? Ready, steady, glow!
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My friend is so silly that he spent two
| Idiot and fool jokes
My friend is so silly that he spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for the doorknob!
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How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's
| King Kong jokes
How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it? With a monkey wrench.
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Will I ever be able to race my horse again the
| Horse jokes
Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you'll probably beat her too!"
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Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?
| Ethnic jokes
Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?
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What part of a football ground is never the same ? The changing rooms !