Three men died in a car accident and
| Heaven and hell jokes
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them saying, "I will ask you each a simple question. If you tell the truth I will allow you into heaven, but if you lie....Hell is waiting for you. To the first man the Lord asked, "How many times
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Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole? A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone'
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What did one mouse say to the other
| Computer jokes
What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you.
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What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs?
| Insect jokes
What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs? Ath-fleats!
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When is an aardvark jumpy?
| Aardvark jokes
When is an aardvark jumpy? When he's got ants in his pants!
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How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.