Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new
| Blonde jokes
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.
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A wise old
| Old age jokes
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street
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My barber is a specialist in road map
| Hair and bald jokes
My barber is a specialist in road map shaves. How come? When he's finished, your face is full of short cuts.
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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the
| Rabbit jokes
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
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Yo mama so old she ran track with
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
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They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn’t been talking to each other. Instead, they were giving each other written notes. One evening he gave her a paper where it said: “Wake me up tomorrow morning at 6 am.” The next morning he woke up and saw that it was 9 o’clock. Naturally he got very angry, but as he turned around he found a note on his pillow saying: “Wake up, it’s 6 o’clock!”