What's a snakes favourite flower ?
| Snake jokes
What's a snakes favourite flower ? Coily-flowers !
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An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New
| Divorce jokes
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,"
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What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
| Rabbit jokes
What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny
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Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and
| School jokes
Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!
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I wouldn't say
| Christmas jokes
I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beauty's skin deep then they were was born inside out!
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What is an astronomer? A night watchman with a college education.